Eyjafjallajokull III

Já se sabe a verdadeira causa da nuvem de fumo vinda da Islândia. Parece que em vez de uma erupção vulcanica, o que houve foi uma viagem em massa de individuos jamaicanos e holandeses que aproveitaram o magma para acenderem o seu 'cigarrinho' todos ao mesmo tempo.

Fair Play

Fair Play e não racismo no futebol foi a Alemanha usar equipamento preto e o Gana usar equipamento branco.

Omegle WIN! II

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hii

Stranger: how are you?

You: great as always :D and you?

Stranger: I'm great too

You: so where are you from?

Stranger: ireland

Stranger: you?

You: portugal

You: i'd looooove to go to ireland *.*

Stranger: it's ok I guess. Kinda boring

You: all the green fields and small villagens and town drunks (I know it's a stereotyped conceipt but i like it xD)

Stranger: LOL. That's kinda what it is like.

You: someday i'll go to ireland for sure

You: how old are you?

Stranger: only 17... I'm still a baby LOL

Stranger: it's not so great. I'm old enough that I don't feel like a chile but not old enough to legally do all the things I want

You: LOL what did you want to do that you can't? Well, besides driving and voting, i can't think of anything else

Stranger: not allowed drink (legally) and some other stuff

You: here we can drink at 16

Stranger: WOW

Stranger: that must be awesome

Stranger: But I can't wait for the day when me and my friends can get all dolled up and go clubbing without having to worry about being caught with fake id and getting thrown out.

Stranger: If I use the right make up I can pass for 18 or 19 but I'm kinda baby faced!!!

You: and i prefer girls that don't wear make uo

You: *up

Stranger: I don't normally wear much. just a tiny bit.

You: unless they're really really reeeeeaaaally ugly, then instead of make up, i'd suggest a bag over the head, but that's just me

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Omegle WIN!

 ISTO ERA SUPOSTO SER UM BONECO DO RICK ASTLEY!


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You: never gonna run around

You: and desert you

Stranger: Never gonna make you cry

Stranger: Never gonna say goodbyeeee

Stranger: Never gonna tell you lies or hurt you!

You: wooohooo! we just got rick roll'd

Stranger: You're a good sport. You win the game.

You: thanks man